Funniest Bus Driver
 


Valletta to St. Julian's - Malta


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His name is Jesmond, but he likes to be called "England Rose", though he was born and raised in Malta.

During the few minutes we were on his bus, sitting
in the seats directly behind him, we watched him joke around with people getting on and off the bus, and flirt with every pretty girl he saw.
 

And if they weren't actually waiting to get on his bus, it didn't matter - he'd flirt with them anyway.  He stopped at a stop where no one was getting on or off, just so he could flirt with a cute girl waiting for a different bus.  At red lights, he'd stick his head out the window and make funny (snide?) remarks to people in other cars.

The funniest one (I thought) was when, at one stop, many people were getting off.  One girl stopped to ask if he went to such-and-such place - he said he didn't.  Just as he was answering her, he saw the girl standing behind her - who was very attractive.  So he quickly amended his answer, saying, "I'd go there for her - but not for you."